Animals and the Rapture
So I was heading east last week from the Canal Street stop of the Number 1 train to Lupe’s East L.A. Kitchen
when what to my wondering eyes should appear but a bus proclaiming “Judgment Day: May 21 2011”.
Let’s take a closer look.
May 21st, 2011 is the most recently set date for the Rapture, when a relative handful of good Christians will be air-lifted up to Heaven while the rest of us stay below to suffer apocalyptic horrors that include floods (check), earthquakes (check), war (check), famine (sadly, always a going concern in this world) and many other disasters, man-made, natural and super-natural.
May 21, 2011. Hey, wait a minute, that’s soon. Like, tomorrow.
Well, before you all go, I have a question: what about the animals? I walk in the park every day, and can attest that the critters are blithely going about their animal business.
What’s in store for the animals after the Rapture? Or can they come, too?
An internet search reveals that many believers in an end date for the world have given real thought to the question of animals and the Rapture. Most of the concern is about pet animals, and the general consensus, often expressed with sadness, is that animals don’t have souls, or not the right kind of souls, and so will be left behind to suffer the Tribulations, as the dire post-Rapture period is called.
The question of whether animals have souls is a vexed one in religions around the world and through the ages. We won’t even talk about Descartes’ animal-machines here. As with most ideas, religious texts and tradition may be used to support any number of positions on the subject. For many Christian American pet-lovers, the question seems to boil down to: Will I see my pet in heaven? Sadly, for Rapture believers, the answer is no.
Concern over having to abandon beloved pets on Judgment Day has led to creative business opportunities for entrepreneurs. After all, who’s going to feed Fido and Fluffy after you’re gone? Well, you can pay ahead for Atheists, Jews, Buddhists, Bad Christians and other Left-Behinds to care in perpetuity (better get a clear definition of that term) for your animals. As the atheists of England’s Post-Rapture Pet Care say, “Just because we are atheists doesn’t mean we are not animal lovers.” Some of these offers are hoaxes, of course, but several seem, well, “legit” might be stretching it, but let’s just say, “serious.” At least, they’re serious about taking the money – in advance, please, because your checkbook doesn’t work in heaven.
I’m guessing that if pets don’t make the Rapture cut, wildlife are way outside the salvation pale.
I didn’t find much discussion of wildlife, other than as disaster statistics. As you can see on Rapture Watch‘s web page on wildlife deaths, animal deaths are used to bolster arguments that all signs point to the End. No mention of big business, greed and lax government regulations, of oil spills, mass poisoning from pesticides and other toxic substances, habitat destruction, collisions with man-made structures or the myriad other human-caused wildlife hazards. Animal deaths supplement the horrifying human suffering caused by earthquakes and war, and point the way to heaven.
If you’re leaving us tomorrow for the nature-free zone in the sky, be sure to bid farewell to geese and goslings
Say “Sayonara” to the night herons of Morningside Park
Wave good-bye to the sparrows of Saint John the Divine, where even nesting on saints can’t save ya.
And say “So long” to me. I’m staying behind with the animals.
NOTE: Are you reading this article after May 21st? Well, guess what? The end date is being recalculated, even as you read. Apparently, the math may have been off, but the end is still coming. And the animals still don’t care.
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May 25, 2011 at 10:58 am
My biggest problem with this “Rapture” stuff is that it is totally egocentric, or human centric, meaning the world will end along with all of its beatuy and wonderful creatures, and glorious history, so a few “Christians” can go on to the after life.
Sound familar? Like going back to the days when people considered themselves the center of the universe. Remember? The entire universe orbited around the earth.
May 22, 2011 at 8:30 am
Your irony is delicious.
Here I sit the day after JD, light rain washes my deck, the goldfinches still line up on the railing, the fish surface in the pond to see if I’ve got food, the dogs and cats laze on their beds as I type away…I seem to have been left behind.
And I wonder what is it that makes some people believe that they are the ONLY ones, that there is no other way to live but THEIR WAY? How sad that we can’t all learn to love each other and get along without pointing fingers or trying to change the rest – we are, after all, made up of the same materials. No one is different when you get right down to the physics of it. Everything in and on this planet is only energy.
But you, my friend, have brought humour and light to a sad situation. I agree with Charlotte “Rapture me up boys” has to be one of the best lines ever and that photo of the raccoon to go with it? Perfect!
As always, your posts are a delight, but this one is a keeper…if I can find a way to save it I will.
Essau is looking simply amazing sitting on the pink petal carpet and posing for you with the river behind him. What a dawg! Wish he and my Labrador boyz could meet… they’d have a lot to talk about.
Thanks for making my day – like you, I’m hanging out here with the critters and nature around me.
May 21, 2011 at 10:30 am
I was absolutely enraptured by this wittiest and most serious of blogs. And by the photos that more than hold their own.
More, please.
May 21, 2011 at 9:43 pm
I’m so glad you liked it. Thank you.
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 am
Does stomach bacteria get Raptured?
May 21, 2011 at 9:43 pm
My research fails me, Matthew. Hmmmm…
May 20, 2011 at 11:56 pm
I’m sorry but this is hysterical, “Rapture me up boys,” has to go down (up?) as one of the most memorable lines uttered by a blogger before May 21st. After JD maybe it won’t be so funny but for now i’ll just laugh as i read this again….
love the dog in pink.
May 21, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Well, I was quoting verbatim, Charlotte. Not trying to be funny. That’s just what the furry guy said.
May 20, 2011 at 10:07 pm
In the book Ecology of a Cracker Childhood, the author (Janisse Rey) imagines a letter written in heaven by John James Audubon to John Bachman, for whom he named Bachman’s Sparrow. In the letter “Audubon” mentions taking St. Francis his new friend Roger Tory Peterson for a walk in the woods of heaven to see the red wolves and Carolina Parakeets. That’s the sort of heaven I would be interested in going to.
May 21, 2011 at 9:41 pm
That sounds pretty nice, but I’ll settle for seeing the wolves and parakeets here in this world.
May 20, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Your empathic resonance and brilliance are unmatched.
May 21, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Thank you, always.
May 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm
No animals and apparently, not so many kids, either. Did you read the piece in the LAT this morning about the couple who believe the END is coming but their teenage kids don’t?
Glad you considered this, and your sayonaras are a lovely visual litany.
I used to wonder about those unbaptized babies hanging out in Limbo after the Pope declared Limbo null and void (or maybe that’s an oxymoron.)
May 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Yes, Louise, I saw the article in the NY Times – quite amazing. Poor kids. Very sad, too, about some of the people who have given up jobs & spent their money trying to warn the rest of us – now what?
Yeah, what about those babies…?
May 20, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Very well said, a heaven without animals would not be heaven. What is with these folks that have the arrogance to think that God speaks to them?? We have the same billboard here in my town, they should have spent the money to shelter homeless animals and wildlife restoration, or how about feeding hungry children.
May 21, 2011 at 9:37 pm
Well, the poor believers will have to readjust their lives yet again, now that one more Judgment Day has come and gone.